Monkeys Fist

I'm picturing CT pissed up,on the mud patch , a few Christmas lights hoyed around, dressed as a belly dancer whilst he YouTubes Holly Valance's Kiss Kiss on his laptop.

Schooled. I echo Chez's thoughts- this HAS to happen

Jonny Lee Miller and Lucy Lui? It's pretty decent tbh

Isn't it on Channel 4?

Big Al's two names- the double barrelled snerb.

Oooookaaaaaayyy.

That's a bit of an Anuser.

He means Pennywell.

If we're talking proper, like, it'd be " to anus".

I'll bring a scrubber

He should have asked for a hummer.

Sent the Mrs. to pick up our new Japanese car last week She came back with this … Deaf bint.

Try Origami Brock - you basically put manifold in a piece of paper. Very stimulating

Tried to explain it to my gran, but Herald brain couldn't figure it out.

This should be getting more Acclaim.

Fucking sex fiend!

Dropped my iPhone in the sink yesterday while I was washing up, so I've replaced it today with a Galaxy. Anyone know how much I can get for my Olds Mobile ?

That reminds me, I mustang my keks out to dry.

Because then Blatter and chums would have to give back the brown paper bags

Kevin Nolan

Drinking too much is what caused my marriage to fail- the Mrs. left me Hyundrai

Andrew and Howmanheyman sitting in a treeK-I-S-S-I-N-G