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When in Greece......
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Newcastle United Legends - vs AC Milan Glorie
Monkeys Fist replied to Tom's topic in Newcastle Forum
Is he a cockney( the Supermac chap?) -
Isn't bad taste their stock in trade?
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My kids are going to be traumatised if they come in the bathroom tomorrow morning
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Sexy time!!
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Won't make the least bit of difference even if he does, but well said anyway Harper!
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If you have a piss in there, you can shave another minute off your morning prep time. I'd draw the line at shiting though, as any time saved would be lost pushing it down the plug hole, unless you've got beer shits, in which case, that's another 30 seconds saved.
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I can wash and dry my hair in about 1 minute , it's the polishing that takes the time
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Try YouTube.
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You're doing it wrong.
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PVC sheets man, sweat like CT in a kebab queue.
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@@ChezGiven Green beans with garlic and lemon zest Blanch the beans for a couple of minutes , refresh in cold water. Heat some oil and butter in a sauté pan and gently fry crushed garlic and a little flaked chilli ( chilli optional ). Add the beans, warm though for about 5 minutes, then add the lemon zest and toss through.
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I also shower when I come in from work. Need to clean out the bum butter , innit?
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http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2010/apr/15/how-to-make-perfect-crackling Take your pick
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How long do you spend in the shower like? It's an extra 5 minutes at best. I bet you're a sitter.
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It's Wednesday - boo! Some Jugs- Hurray!!
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Here be boobage!
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Yewtree.
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the long term effect of mike ashley on newcastle united
Monkeys Fist replied to diogenes's topic in Newcastle Forum
My main concern is how piss weak the squad is/will be if he carrys on with his present (non) buying policy. Whoever comes in after will have to build again, from the youth upwards. As far as the tarnishing of the club, it doesn't take much to build respect back- under Hughton's spell we managed that pretty quickly. It's a case of gritting the teeth and seeing what the fat twat does between now and his eventual departure. -
The Sun want you to pay to see the puppies online. Fuck that, she's not my cup of tea anyway ( well, you know what I mean )
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By the looks on the faces of Joni and Mama Cass, that nipper has just shit.
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Just use your microwave oven