Monkeys Fist

Two- halftime and full time.

5-0, Schar with 6, Willock Hat trick. Merson to lose 10 stone in 90 minutes Here’s the dubstep, get amongst it. @sammynb, here you go

Game Set and Match. Get fucked you beige non-entities.

Dirty fuckers are properly rattled. Have a yellow. You love to see it.

We haven’t had two balls in the pitch for a while, Murphy…

9 minutes aet

Ooooh ffs that should’ve been 4.

Murphy down. Maison de merde !

Ooooooooh. Another corner.

Corner! Schar geddup there son!

Tino coming on

Offside cunts

Bastids

Ah fuck. Cunts. Hang on- VAR?

I’m fucking loving this mind. I reckon we start the shithousing soon and send these cunts volcanic.

Schar is getting ABSOLUTELY RATTLED off his lass tonight.

Fucking have it you yam yam beige wankers.

3-0

Karius warming up.…

No Pelanty. Get fucked you yam yam cunts.

Corner- Schar hat trick?

Fyp

Sossidge

I can taste the jealousy in this post.