Monkeys Fist

And we thought we had it bad a few years ago with that yellow monstrosity .......La Hoya have based their away strip on Broccoli. Yes Broccoli. http://www.footballshirtculture.com/13/14-kits/la-hoya-lorca-2013-14-daen-sport-home-and-broccoli-themed-away-football-kits.html

Just unlocked Trevor Fucking mentalist.

GTA 5 , or come on here and watch you fishing for wind ups. No competition. Bitch.

Prosperity?

Big foot , tiny penis.

Ilsa, She Wolf of the fucking SS? Are you having a laugh?

It's outstanding man!

You missed the first line " Come in pissed as a rat"

It is and I've seen it. Scandalous it missed out on the Oscar.

Poseidon Adventure?

Blackula Clockwork Orange Deliverance Fiddler On The Roof Get Carter Kramer vs Kramer Logan's Run Mad Max Quadrophenia Shaft Taxi Driver Up In Smoke Westworld

Ridiculously excited My toys have just arrived- PS3 500gb superslim, GTA5 and The Last of Us. Ordered yesterday at 3:30pm with Simply Games, arrived this morning. Just loading the fucker now- *reads map , drums fingers.

Great answer to the points he raises.

Salt and Parmesan? Blood pressure old boy!

10 eggs- fried potatoes- Nutella balls. And I had the heart attack. There is no God. None

Single Portion?

Has it got curry in it?

You're practising for Come Bowk With Me, aren't you?

He did- and was told to cook it twice.

Missed that as I was retching at the Indian/Italian fusion. So… you cook it twice. There you are then, you feckin dipshit.

"Basically a bit of food experimenting that ended up on a plate bringing together Indian and Mediterranean." Pasta Gupta?