Monkeys Fist

Wtf?

At least he doesn't have dandruff though, eh?

Ditch the cats, then you won't need to Hoover as much.

Also, I'm now suspicious of the failed Artificial Lawn/Dog Turd Patch.

Channel 5 in 6 months- " The Life And Crimes Of The Boldon Impaler". Speaking of which, naaaaaasty. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impalement

The Viking Blood Eagle was a bit nasty. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle

Fuck me " what's an Oz? "

Being stuck in the back of your taxi until you bleed to death through your ears.

Is it a shit version of our 70s away kit?

Really?http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/28166-whats-for-lunch-thread/?p=1232746

Buy a chicken curry from your local Rinky Dinks. Take the chicken out and keep in the fridge. Neck the sauce. Next morning, catch your burning, watery effluent as it falls out of your arse. Add the chicken to it, and there you go.

He's 5'7" with the shoulders of a flea.

Keep going mate, eventually you'll cease to exist.

Essemmbee criticising mackems for being repetitive Classic.

CT's car seats match his kitchen work tops.

Pics or gay.

Tree Shrub Pot Shrub Bush Tree Shrub Pot Bonsai Hanging Basket Water Feature ?

Where's the fourth half?

Just noticed the team captain getting friendly with his mate. Insert Stalk joke here.