Monkeys Fist

Alternative ending here. http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/the-john-lewis-christmas-ad-alternate-ending

Nowt worse than hangers-on.

Is that a whippet with winnits?

Hands up who thought " Beer or Batter?"

That sounds lovely. It'll go nicely with the increased fish component of my post-ticker explosion diet.

:lol: " Aye that's right son, now get to the bar, it's your round".

Operation Yewtree now monitoring TT.

Buy a fucking iPad.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+do+I+live+without+you%3F

Consistency.

I change mine regularly, mainly food themed, from this site http://www.specialfriedrice.net/

Very well thanks, you gelatinous gutbucket.

Consistency is always going to be a problem with your diet CT

He can't spell it

Calling Yewtree, calling Yewtree

No , I had lustrous locks at the time. And fuck off

When I used to venture in , at the height of Poodle Rock, there was so much hairspray in the atmosphere you were living on the edge whenever you lit a fag.

He's only pissed off that he'll have to buy a new one before he can go Bamping again.

World Disco Dancing Champion, going by the pic.

Ryder reads this, then has to Google Carl Serrant.