Monkeys Fist

Pics when done or GTFO

You really shouldn't have

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity To be looking at this board, not looking at the titties.

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

Is this about "intimate" plastic surgery?

But thank God, I'm only watching the game, controlling it for Meenzer

Wham videos in 40 minutes and counting.

"What are you getting, you fat pleb?" " Mmm, Oz, I'm getting cucumber and spring onions, with ...... with a hint of hoisin. And Duck, yes definitely duck there in the finish " " That was your lunch, you unutterable tit".

Or, he doesn't buy tea, but if offered it will drink a cup.

Coffee. Bitches.

Coming soon.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/the-accidental-vagina-design-for-qatars-first-2022-world-cup-stadium-released-8947447.html Announced today they're also renaming it The Joey Barton Stadium.

Sweet David!

CT's paid 200 big ones for a fucking boiled quail egg, hasn't he?

Happy Birthday fine Sir!

Wrongun.

It's unsavourory Rory , the obnoxious cernt.

He's looking well these days.

I know, how will we cope without someone to tell us when we aren't doing something, or , if we are, that we're doing it wrong?