Monkeys Fist

Kinky bastard

Beef or chicken?

Doesn't the piss it's floating in taint the tea?

Jehovah!

I'd fucking love to see CT posting on here stoned.

"Here you go Pet, our garden this time next year"

One night in Govan and the tough guys tumble

"Freestyle Coleslaw" Downhill Kebab

Some tit tried to sell me Mint Tea as weed in Avignon. I almost felt sorry for him.

Fucking tremendous, no chance it'll get further than a muddy patch , but tremendous.

Lush though.

It's what they all eat in Barcamadridelencia

"So it's rice , cooked with seafood stuff and stock- got no stock so used Bisto , don't do seafood so used battered haddock, can't cook rice so swapped for chips, they're both carbs -right? Paella- deeelishh.

How?

" Didn't have any chorizo, so I used Peking Duck"

He'll have nobacon either, now he's slimming.

Play at this level there's no ordinary venue It's Iceland ......or the Philippines ..... or .....Hastings or ..... Glasgow

It's like what happens to you when someone buys the wrong brand of tea - DISASTER!!!!

3? When are starting work on the roller coaster then?