Monkeys Fist

Dodgy market trader selling black-market “slimming” aids, which turned out to be just AIDS.

How are your cousins/kids getting on? I know one was in the military and one was trying everything to avoid it? I hope they’re all safe and well mate.

Renton’s descent in to Old Gittism continues apace.

To be fair to the Beeb, it’s right there in the first paragraph https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-67479548 I don’t see them holding back on this tbh, they’re letting the evidence speak for itself

“ It’s so good you could leave your sofa outside…” ” No thanks, proper bampish that.”

How does he feel about murderous interior designers?

Honestly, with these fucking incompetents in charge I could see a fleet turning up at the Faroes … “ Right, where’s all these Argies at then?”

Are they Deanos ? I knew there was beef with them and The Kunts, if it’s about that, hats off Kunts!

Oof! Shots fired!

Now then strummists, question time. Fist Jnr. is having a crack at Creep by Radiohead- he’s got the slow, rhythm parts at the start down, and most of the lead bits, but he’s struggling with the part specifically where the lead first comes in. I think it’s called a chop, but please correct me if that’s wrong. It’s the bit at 00:56s I’ve told him I think he needs to “kill” the note with his strumming/picking hand to get the choppy effect, but we’ve watched this video several times and that doesn’t seem to be how it’s played? Anyone got the secret? Does he kill the note with his fret hand, and if so-how? p.s. Great to hear that things went so well @Tom, when’s the US/Japan leg of the tour?

Has he got the hair? Pleeeease say he’s got the hair

You can see why Debbie from accounts gave him the ole Spanish Archer like

Back?

He looks like the “Give it Giggsy” lad if he was doing a Ken Dodd impression. Top notch lunacy from our favourite South Americans

Like the other Messiah, he got hammered with tax recently, didn’t he? Still sure he’s got enough 50ps to hoy in the meter, like.

Oooh!

Very likeable.

I must admit, at first glance I thought this thread was going to be @RobinRobin going fucking ham on any Celtic fans on here.

Original Chippendale?

Strawb is from Boro, so he looks more like this.

Was this just before her and Peter Andre split up?

He confuses it with his navel now.

Tbh.

Fyp.