Monkeys Fist

Mince and dumplings. Like a fucking boss

Reading that is nauseating.

My girl, who's 6 has asked for a Leap pad but we are looking at cheaper tablets- hadn't thought of an older iPad. My little lad wants " A blue bike! A blue one!"

It's like something they've given the spotty 16yr old work experiencer to keep them busy, but has somehow accidentally made it onto their site. I wonder if that's actually what's happened ?

Wolfyesque that like.

Sam Elliot. The dude abides.

No, you absolutely don't.

Today's topic: The Third Reich- Cracking or what?

TLDR: CT has a bath, wank and beer before watching his fantasy of an Über Tory Britain. Gruelling.

There's a huge amount of reading, referencing sources, and a fuck load of essays involved. Right up your street

Now you know who to ring up and ask

Want a diabate about your spelling?

This thread just gets better

The fact, self admitted, that when you fall over pissed you remodel the bathroom? Maybe?

I'm turning Japanese

Would we all be minions to the Cracking Empire of the Terrible Lizards, picking things up for T-Rex and making Hadrosaur pizza?

And Salma on the checkouts at Sainsburys

Shola. Every month. For eternity.

I must confess, it's less out of concern for your fiscal health and consumer happiness, and more from the desire to avoid having to hear you whine like bitch.

Be sure to let us know when you do, I'd hate for you to make a bad purchase.