Monkeys Fist

Who is this Saxon chap you're addressing?

It'd be nice to read an original CV once in a while. I must get 20-30 a week, most of them, due to piss poor literacy, are binned after reading the opening sentence. The ability to correctly spell the name of the person you are asking for work shouldn't be too much to ask, should it?

Oh, are you a size 32? We didn't know.

Address pm'ed.

Similar process to CT Broth

Don't forget to tell them you're a mod on here

Shit news Tom, but good to see you're not letting it get you down. Best of luck in whatever you decide to do.

Blame all these fuckers who use Kindles instead of books and..... Oh.

(Taken at halftime on Saturday )

CT is the only person in the history of mankind that Sharks look at and think " Careful lads, he might eat us "

CT's weight loss explained- PEK.

Hoy it all in a pan with some frozen veg, bit tomato, little tub of Chinese curry sauce. Lovely.

As if anyone wanted or needed the "recipe".

Is there rice and pasta in there?

Spivvy? Would you buy a used car from this bowl of vomit?

Here's the new home strip - exclusive preview for your birthday an that.

Wait for it

Happy Birthday, you drunken glutton.

Always like a happy ending

Heres a nice pair of tits with a cock nestled between them. NSFW , obviously.