Monkeys Fist

You're right of course- it was degrading and potentially insulting to our female members. I've changed it to something more in line with your tastes.

Anyone using the term " Broken Britain".

Happy Sunday

Are you in the least bit surprised?

"Garçons de Geordie. Prenez la pisse"

She's thinking " Buggered by the Geordies, AGAIN!!"

Shola

Get the fuck in!!!!

Mandela died at 95. Respect where it's due; that's 5mph faster than Paul Walker.

Makes you wonder how many more are hidden behind centuries of puritan plaster? http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25214557

Go on then.......

If that's real ......

Just breaking news, he's died. 95 years old RIP

Read 5 paragraphs down ? Nah, life's too hectic

corn beef and black pudding hash

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1043147/Steve-Cram-I-lost-brother-running-accident---Im-life-saving-crusade.html

7 years ago.

Bit moist ?

Oh my god, he's killed CT!You bastard!