Monkeys Fist

I call flake!

Filled with bullshit, great for the garden

Yeah, about that. Which council is it that is handing out free mowers?

Council limos.

Soooo, Which council is it that hands out free lawnmowers? And employs psychopaths

Did you sort her plumbing out?

Life too hectic?

Austerity's a saggy bitchtit.

Austerity' s a bitch

Personal examples please. Having to buy your match pies from Greggs doesn't cut it.

I'd say so- hope things get better for her , sooner rather than later.

Remove the first two, and you describe a fair number of this country's "poverty stricken".

Only if they have televisions ...... ...... and cake, definitely if they have cake.

Do you know what Renton does for a living too now, Desmond? Fuck me, are you Derek Acorah, and have you just shit yourself?

Is that what you do for a living?

You ignorant fuckwit. I wasn't laughing at your job, I was laughing at you. Edit; what is it you think I do for a living?

You're demanding to know what I earn? Other than the most obvious response, I'm also wondering "Why?"

Relatively or what?

I'm a Suspended Fenestration Technician

Cooncil Plumber then

What's very amusing is that Wor Desmond only ever shows up to act the wum, he's like the fly buzzing around CT's shit, regurgitating the shit he ate from the Mail earlier.

What a hate filled cunt you are.

Daily Mailtastic Can we have a bit of racism now please?