Monkeys Fist

0-5 to the righteous men of workers unity.

Ffs! 2-2 ( in 3 mins).

Is that SaintmaximanTV ?

remind you of anyone? clue; he’s not a rocket scientist

Fucking Mike !

Back up about 10 minutes ago. Are you lads on dial-up?

courtesy of KD.

Lucky Mike.

Snipping the pullover is pretty much standard in the US, regardless of whatever flavour religion you choose, which I’ve always found rather bizarre. “It’s a boy!” ” Oh lovely, now mutilate his genitals please!” ” Done”.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-68189568 Man had “inert nuclear missile” in his backyard. It’s in the US, of course.

My all-time record is just shy of 2lbs. Doesn’t sound much… oh, but it is.

Bit rusty, though.

“ Imagine waking up and not being a fucking mackem “ There.

A message of support from our former Mexican striker…

Have they banned you from MetectorUk?

Aye, I spent a bit of time working round there, Roses, Estartit, and Cala Llevado. Beautiful coast and decent people.

He’s obviously never seen Goal 3 though.

I see your French is coming on… stick at le.

I’ve driven down the main bit of Lloret de Mar once or twice , blagged some free nights out in Ester’s Tit and had some lovely scram in Tossa (Giddup)and Rosas, but I have also never sampled the delights of Benidorm. Can I have £5?

You have man, you just didn’t have the right glasses on.

If only he had.

Not nearly as bad as Lucy Letby though.

He’s thinking “ I can finally afford my second tat sleeve”

What about Hustler and Razzle?

I got to “canny pint of snakebite” and middle-classed my way on out. Apparently though, Sandra’s 24hr Supermercado does 12 packs of pocket cheese.