Monkeys Fist

So, it's Mrs. Fist's birthday, going out next weekend. "What would you like for your birthday meal, you saggy old boot", says I. " Steak, chips and garlic mushrooms, you decrepit old wanker", says she. Feel the Love

I'll have a hunt for that, cheers

Not played it yet. I'm trying to get Revelations and play that first.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/29590-generic-small-time-football-blather-thread/?p=1276979

Tim Vine at 5pm- " It's all kicking off"

Hope you've got plenty factor 50, you know how you Gingers burn.

Incontinent Yak

So, given his moniker on here, can we assume The Wombles are an Illuminati creation?

It's a crying shame you feel you've had to do that Stevie, but good on you. I last went to the Liverpool game straight after they'd sacked Hughton, and that was only because a lad I know had come up from Lonfon and bought the tickets. ( Plastic Scouser too, we had his fucking life in the Gallowgate as the daft bastard had a top on )

Here we go, all aboard , all aboard, the last train to Crazyville is stoked up and ready to go. Tickets please. :crazypilot: :crazypilot:

Interesting piece on our former keeper, Tommy Wright, who's taking St. Johnstone to the Scottish Cup final today. ( imagine, a cup final- relegation looms!) http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27415121

Amuse yourself by keeping a running total of physical deformities.

Dirty Bastard.

What always puzzles me is why these conspiracy nuts always espouse their theories on t'interweb. DON'T THEY REALISE THE GOV'MINT AND THEIR TEMPLAR MASTERS ARE WATCHING????

Bitchy, Gus? Nah, I've heard he's very accommodating to the mentally challenged. You might get some free tickets

Nip round to Gus' house in your shorts, CT, welcome him to Sunderland.

Do fuck off, there's a good lad.

69th minute 69.

What a truly astonishing state of affairs.

Sure he'd go for it, the publicity whore.

If you're not with them, you're Illuminati sheeple. ©Wolfy

As ever, a great piece from George, but it is so depressing , especially the last line.

He means he's had his tea