Monkeys Fist

He'd have you in a second.

Also, buy a wok.

Stir fry is precisely the kind of cooking were you don't want to overload your pan- the temperature drops and instead if being quickly sealed , the water in the meats comes out and starts poaching instead of frying. Fuck chops.

Every time this loon comes on the news, no matter how serious the shit he's pulled, I can't help but think of this http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com

Didn't he execute his ex recently, and all the members of her girl band ( except the one who is currently his wife)?

It obviously didn't occur to CT to cook half the meat/prawn combo at a time - more room in the pan, more evenly cooked.

http://northumberlandcheese.co.uk

The Peking Duck has landed?

Cheese rituals

I like the fact that the most insulting thing you can call someone doesn't break any laws. Call me whatever you like, but don't call me Tory

I'm mildly pissed, so fuck you all Sideways

You are going to have such explosive arse water tomorrow.

Trophyshy's freezer

If you want any semblance of cohesiveness in your shites tomorrow - chicken tikka saag.

I've been to dinner where it's been served up as "Pa-yay-a". I have to grip the table to stop myself from bottling them in the neck.

Chicken, chorizo and prawn paella tonight. And I pronounce it "pie-ella", because fuck you.

Because every thread would have NO CT!! tagged on to it.

At the Millenium Stadium , in the semis against ManU. We all knew we were going to get turned over, everyone there had a " fuck it, let's show them how to do it" head on. Both inside and outside the stadium we were outstanding, I only hope that when we do eventually win something, we can behave in a similar manner.

If you've ever watched more than 30 seconds of the Tweenies, you'd kick fuck out of the nearest living thing too, mind.

I'm not saying Noelie is old , but he looks at the North Sea and thinks " This was all fields when I was a lad".

Noelie's first match was postponed because of the Chicxulub meteor.

I'm not saying Noelie is old, but he's seen us win something. Happy Birthday young man.