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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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He'd have you in a second.
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Stir fry is precisely the kind of cooking were you don't want to overload your pan- the temperature drops and instead if being quickly sealed , the water in the meats comes out and starts poaching instead of frying. Fuck chops.
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Every time this loon comes on the news, no matter how serious the shit he's pulled, I can't help but think of this http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com
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Didn't he execute his ex recently, and all the members of her girl band ( except the one who is currently his wife)?
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It obviously didn't occur to CT to cook half the meat/prawn combo at a time - more room in the pan, more evenly cooked.
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http://northumberlandcheese.co.uk
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The Peking Duck has landed?
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Cheese rituals
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I like the fact that the most insulting thing you can call someone doesn't break any laws. Call me whatever you like, but don't call me Tory
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I'm mildly pissed, so fuck you all Sideways
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You are going to have such explosive arse water tomorrow.
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If you want any semblance of cohesiveness in your shites tomorrow - chicken tikka saag.
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I've been to dinner where it's been served up as "Pa-yay-a". I have to grip the table to stop myself from bottling them in the neck.
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Chicken, chorizo and prawn paella tonight. And I pronounce it "pie-ella", because fuck you.
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Because every thread would have NO CT!! tagged on to it.
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At the Millenium Stadium , in the semis against ManU. We all knew we were going to get turned over, everyone there had a " fuck it, let's show them how to do it" head on. Both inside and outside the stadium we were outstanding, I only hope that when we do eventually win something, we can behave in a similar manner.
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If you've ever watched more than 30 seconds of the Tweenies, you'd kick fuck out of the nearest living thing too, mind.
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I'm not saying Noelie is old , but he looks at the North Sea and thinks " This was all fields when I was a lad".
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Noelie's first match was postponed because of the Chicxulub meteor.
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I'm not saying Noelie is old, but he's seen us win something. Happy Birthday young man.