Monkeys Fist

I'm keeping an eye on you.....

Subtle sales pitch there, KCG

I had to have a quiet moment to myself after Sophia Vergara's reply.

Which is how I'll be reading every post of his from now.

He's given future archaeologists a right headache. I enjoyed that clip, where did you film it? Oh aye, get a shave you hairy bastard

Was it Shola that called the police claiming his flat had been burgled, then realised it was just a fucking mess ?

Off work til next Saturday ..... Got a shiny new iPhone 5s today ..... Booked a camping pod that's within a mile of three excellent pubs/restaurants, with the kids, from Sunday to Tuesday ..... Just seen the weather forecast.....

Farewell Sweet Prince.

That gif, man.

Resign! The boss has forgotten your birthday. Here's Dragon Tits getting schtupped NSFW, obviously

Par dieu is French for By God.

He wants rolls as well as cake? Lack of respect .....

Another one! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-27508752

Now you know what it's like to be Steven Taylor.

I hate that CT Thing

My knobweed is just poking through now. Think I might nip out and give it a tug.

It's going to be a bit moist at the weekend

And his raw mushroom

Happy Birthday Ya Ya Respect, innit?