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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Ah, just seen police statement on BBC, they are "aware of a number of casualties".
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Someone brought the house down? Too soon?
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Hello Pot, meet Kettle
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That pointless New Years resolution thing...
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat
Have a drink you whiny bint. -
He doesn't know where that is - be a good lad and show him, run along now.
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I'd struggle to think of a more passive/aggressive way to say "fuck you" than buying them a Segway.
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Leaves a funny smell in the microwave, taints the eggs
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Cracks me up how CT plays the wum all over the board, but expects to be taken seriously here.
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That rabbit video is pretty disturbing.
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Fights urge to post Derek shitting himself vid... .... No... Mustn't post it .... .. Ah, fuck it
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I've tried for years to explain the difference in importance between them to Mrs. F. I think you've just hit pay dirt
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Dry or lubed?
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Since you put it like that ......
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Uncannily accurate I'd imagine.
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She's an excellent cook tbh, I always dive in the kitchen and play sous chef , and, over the years, I've managed to sneak in little things like pancetta in with the sprouts, honey roast carrots etc so that Christmas Dinner is now a thing of beauty There's also a shitload of booze gets done in, in the most genteel, relentless way possible
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Aye, a cup-a-soup poured over a plate of pasta, with a bag of mixed fucking veg hoyed at it
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He's fucking desperate isn't he?
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Brill How very 80s.
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Tutu keeps his eyes shut.
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