Monkeys Fist

Phil Brown would be perfect- he's got loads of experience of working under a cuntish Tan.

Mostly been on the Pigassou red wine, with a little port, some Macallan, a sniff or two of Slur Gin, bit sherry, and, oh aye, Bucks Fizz. Just a quiet Christmas.

Both Mother and Mother-in-law made a baked ham, plus a turkey, add in the pigs in blankets, and the bacon for brekkie on the big day. I have a serious dose of the meat sweats. Champion

I am pissed as a rat, looking forward to MOTD. Doesn't get much better.

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Sorry about the dog, but I chuckled.

Aye, I got some 100% the other year - don't bother eating it CT. Cooking only. ( or shave some onto your Baileys to make it less if a woman's drink . )

He'd never find the studio man.

Merry Christmas everyone. My kids woke at 6am, as usual, they have now dumped the presents and are playing with the wrapping, as usual

Smoothies.

Yewtree alert

Your cup overfloweth, or so I hear Happy Christmas Petal

Santa's glass of The Macallan. Merry Christmas!

Boys- it's Christmas Eve and you're arguing over hypothetical transfer funds. Step away.

If you had to guess who on this board was a drummer, it'd be you.

You big puff.

Meenzer is the last person to need a bean grinder. I've just bought a a stack of sweeties to take with my hyper-excited brood to the Whitley Playhouse Panto tonight. OH YES I HAVE!

Disappointed it's not The Sholinator tbh.

Oh, go on then.....

Meenzer's sticky cock .... ...tail sausage recipe is remarkably similar.

Which pair would you rather have making your ears bleed?

Aye It'll all be "United".