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That do you? Sorry, I was too busy buttering slices and hypnotising carrots to take pics
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So, in finest CT style, used chestnut shrooms instead of walnuts, but stick with the venison, bought from Blagdon. I also did some thyme and wholegrain mustard dumplings, which I added for the last 30 minutes , turning the oven up from Gas1 to Gas 4. Absolutely, unbelievably gorgeous.
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Precisely. Stop giving the cunt your hard earned.
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Precisely. Stop giving the cunt your hard earned.
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I also spent 20 using these techniques to cure my fear of being rimmed by a mountain gorilla, (Of course I can't "prove" the gorilla sex phobia to myself until I get on a plane and get monkey fucked in Rwanda, but I can feel the change and know it's gone).
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Kinky bitch.
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Bionic testes? What in the name of Chicken minge are you on about?
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Who the fuck came up with "cloaca"? What kind of legacy is that? " What's that kids? Did your biologist Great Grandfather discover any animals? Errr...... no. We .....We don't speak about him. "
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Good point. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Do+eggs+come+from+Chicken+vaginas%3F
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With growing horror, CT googles " where eggs come from".......
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Which should, by law, be the first two bookmarks on any internet capable device CT owns. By pain of diet.
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@@Tooj Seems you, like me, have been hitting the Port over Christmas. I found the perfect recipe to shift all the left over booze http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/main-ingredient/poultry-and-game/venison/venison-braised-in-guinness-and-port-with-pickled-walnuts.html I'm going to use beef instead of venison this Sunday, otherwise this is a "clear the cupboard" recipe. I am fucking salivating.
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+do+I+use+google%3F
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Ploughed , etc
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That pointless New Years resolution thing...
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat
Get some Ebly down you Gloomy- variety and that https://m.waitrose.com/worklight/apps/services/www/Waitrose_Real/mobilewebapp/default/Waitrose_Real.html?l=pdp&storeId=10309&catalogId=10001&productId=101083&seo=Ebly+pure+durum+wheat.html#DynamicTrolleyView,waitrose_views_LeftSidebarMenu_0,waitrose/views/SearchCategoryView_0,LoginModalView,LoginView,ProductDetailsView ( it's pronounced 'weet' , btw). -
Is that Spanish for sober, hombre?
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Just google " curious about shitpipes" You'll find everything you need to pass the time.
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Help needed from the thinkers on the board.
Monkeys Fist replied to Kevin Carr's Gloves's topic in General Chat
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That pointless New Years resolution thing...
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat
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Help needed from the thinkers on the board.
Monkeys Fist replied to Kevin Carr's Gloves's topic in General Chat
Thought CT would be all over this thread like a rash. -
That pointless New Years resolution thing...
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat
All the best you pack of bastards. That is all. -
That pointless New Years resolution thing...
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat
Bapple. -
That pointless New Years resolution thing...
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in General Chat
Since they're lifting restrictions on in-flight mobile usage, I can guess how this is going to go. Flying- Anyone on here ever done it?