Monkeys Fist

That do you? Sorry, I was too busy buttering slices and hypnotising carrots to take pics

So, in finest CT style, used chestnut shrooms instead of walnuts, but stick with the venison, bought from Blagdon. I also did some thyme and wholegrain mustard dumplings, which I added for the last 30 minutes , turning the oven up from Gas1 to Gas 4. Absolutely, unbelievably gorgeous.

Precisely. Stop giving the cunt your hard earned.

Precisely. Stop giving the cunt your hard earned.

I also spent 20 using these techniques to cure my fear of being rimmed by a mountain gorilla, (Of course I can't "prove" the gorilla sex phobia to myself until I get on a plane and get monkey fucked in Rwanda, but I can feel the change and know it's gone).

Kinky bitch.

Bionic testes? What in the name of Chicken minge are you on about?

Who the fuck came up with "cloaca"? What kind of legacy is that? " What's that kids? Did your biologist Great Grandfather discover any animals? Errr...... no. We .....We don't speak about him. "

Good point. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Do+eggs+come+from+Chicken+vaginas%3F

With growing horror, CT googles " where eggs come from".......

Which should, by law, be the first two bookmarks on any internet capable device CT owns. By pain of diet.

@@Tooj Seems you, like me, have been hitting the Port over Christmas. I found the perfect recipe to shift all the left over booze http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/main-ingredient/poultry-and-game/venison/venison-braised-in-guinness-and-port-with-pickled-walnuts.html I'm going to use beef instead of venison this Sunday, otherwise this is a "clear the cupboard" recipe. I am fucking salivating.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+do+I+use+google%3F

Ploughed , etc

Get some Ebly down you Gloomy- variety and that https://m.waitrose.com/worklight/apps/services/www/Waitrose_Real/mobilewebapp/default/Waitrose_Real.html?l=pdp&storeId=10309&catalogId=10001&productId=101083&seo=Ebly+pure+durum+wheat.html#DynamicTrolleyView,waitrose_views_LeftSidebarMenu_0,waitrose/views/SearchCategoryView_0,LoginModalView,LoginView,ProductDetailsView ( it's pronounced 'weet' , btw).

Is that Spanish for sober, hombre?

Just google " curious about shitpipes" You'll find everything you need to pass the time.

M&S olive spread- poverty stricken.

Thought CT would be all over this thread like a rash.

All the best you pack of bastards. That is all.

Bapple.

Since they're lifting restrictions on in-flight mobile usage, I can guess how this is going to go. Flying- Anyone on here ever done it?