Monkeys Fist

"Shredded bacon? Is that like bacon breakfast cereal? Can I get it in Asda?"

Even if they beat us 4-0, Hart will have had a stinker

The lift scene

Couldn't catch pigeon, used KFC instead.

Microwaving the shit out of it.

I finished with the bitch aaaaaages ago, too.

That is rather good.

Still in Narnia then, Chubster?

Ffs, fish you twat.

The patella in this thread stinks.

Is there anything that fat mess won't do for publicity?

18, 22, 25, and 28 are beards, proper ones. The rest are bumfluff. Btw, Guisseppe Rossi

Does the Lion of Gosforth have toesticles?

Fucking hipster.

You getting picked up in a pink Cadillac?

You were right the first time. I get Mrs. Fist to hoy some dentures up her snapper and we re-enact Boba's death scene.

7. Stop it.

5. When it's been roasted.

Did you ask for it?

Happy Birthday mate, Ant beat me to the Tits. And, pics of the Boba Fett dressing gown please.

1. I steam green veg and carrots in my microwave, and sometimes do rice in it. 2. Fish in a microwave- fuck off. 3. Renton, CT always deserves ridicule.

Patriatisticism, innit?

Ditch the microwave, you'll save millions.