Monkeys Fist

The real disaster is always hidden away. RIP. ( And obvs, glad you and the Hobbits are all safe Robin ).

As a fan, looking at that.

@Meenzer Get on the wagons, man!

More so than with any of Albert’s tripe.

Some size closet, mind.

I wish he was an official jumper wearer.

I mean, if your having a pic of CT on your daily brew… And, definitely get him to print it for you

And… from an actual band. I reckon he was touching cloth.

This one always tickles me, mainly because of Stang out of the Police’s wincing.

This nearly got in to the Top Twenty.

Are you me?

Reported.

I take it you’re unfamiliar with international hit, Pigeons in Flight, then? ( stick with it, he does it eventually ).

Bloody hell Fish!

Only partly delivered, which our erstwhile hero will only discover after he starts building them- multiple exasperated calls to “Michael” in the call-centre in Delhi later, our plucky apprentice joiner gives up and buys a cheap replacement from B&Q… … which will be missing parts.

Call me cynical, but whichever one is cut, these cunts aren’t doing it out of benevolence. It’s purely to make their successors look shit when they inevitably have to raise it again to fix the fuck ups they’ve inherited.

Which one of the several potential calamities possible here is the one we think will DEFINITELY happen to Renton, then?

Identify with the lyrics?

Two of my favourite things.

A lorry carrying 10,000 terrapins has crashed on the A189 at Ashington. It’s said to be turtle carnage.

Different kind of literature. I prefer a more jazz-oriented publication.

Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be Wykiki