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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Did you get a Netto gift card off Santa?
  2. By 15 minutes in, I was about ready to pour molten lead into my ears. The annoying thing is, I gave him the choice of Frozen or Walking With Dinosaurs. Little tit.
  3. The first step to change is acceptance, Tubby.
  4. Best one of the lot , keep em coming HMHM.... .... Wait. http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/now-alan-pardew-compares-newcastle-stoke-newcastle-v-stoke/
  5. More leopardskin prints. Top bar blurt mind
  6. Welcome to Mike Ashley's Noocarsel.
  7. Took my laddy to see it and after the first 20 gave serious thought to leaving He's not a fan of musicals, much like his Dad. Great animation but shit film.
  8. They come over here, taking our criminal's jobs......
  9. Saturday night in there was definitely an "older crowd". I'm 45 and was one of the young bucks
  10. For a strong ale it's very drinkable. Very drinksnle
  11. Pint of that and a half of Peroni for the Lady was £ 6.05. Bargain, considering the pint was 6.0ABV loopy juice.
  12. Smoother than a porn star's minge
  13. I imagine him and Nick Griffin are giving each other a Moebius Daisy Chain over it.
  14. Daddy's Cock-the mackem Mourinho. He's a Special Needs One.
  15. I finished the night, Cath, with a Doublewood Balvenie. It's a fine, smooth, mature example of great craftsmanship. Much like me.
  16. After a couple of misses, hit on a winner. They have this on tap currently, it's a fine ale. I'm scuttled.
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