Monkeys Fist

Beware the pixels!

Pisshead

Anything by Blur. Or Blur(t).

If I could .....

Hope it goes your way HF

B+

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Salad of Beluga Lentils, chicken, red onion , cucumber and coriander. Pumpalicious.

Depends where he held him, mind.

You realise how dramatically you've just reduced the chances of that?

Who've you been blowing?

It's essentially logistics that you were/are doing isn't it? The operation raliegh type organisations might look at that favourably, get you a free trip to somewhere stinky and exotic.

Picturing Fish at the reception of some women's shelter, smoking jacket,fez on, puffing away at his hookah pipe ..... " Hellooooo Laydeez, welcome to my humble abode "

Sorry to hear about the job mate, but good that you're tearing it positively. Have you considered doing a few months voluntary work for a charity? e.g. Shelter, National Trust, Operation Raliegh? Good for the soul ( and the CV)

Think I've already mentioned there's a kid in my children's school called Aragorn. Ffs

Ken- "SHOW ME THE FANNY!"

Joe Kin Tit. I like that

You need to get over there and give them the benefit of your "sleuth in foriegn climes" skillshttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/10542577/Kris-Marshall-interview-The-new-face-of-Death-in-Paradise.html

Typical of Newcastle fans, that.

Ashley will never spend that kind of money on us.

Bit Nippy!

£ 46 million according to this raghttp://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mike-ashley-debenhams-shares-newcastle-3017264

Kinnear has spent the first half of January stumbling round the corridors of St. James, pointing at windows ,saying "Is this it ?" No one's explained it to him yet, bless.