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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-28153130
  2. Ant rolls up to work tomorrow in his new motor
  3. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    I reckon you might have nicked it from the flat earth forums.
  4. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    He could've smashed his stained glass, man. All for this nutter.
  5. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    Your called a nutter because your half arsed ideas make no sense at all. Not one of them.
  6. Can you identify them, or stick a pic up? If they're regular masonry bees, you needn't worry about them doing any damage to the wall, and they'll bugger off soon. ( if they're Killer Bees of Death you're in trouble ).
  7. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    I think you entirely missed my point on 6). As for the rest, this years Perrier Award is on it's way.
  8. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    Quiet day at work.
  9. Are we measuring with a micrometer, you big slaphead?
  10. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    Love how Wolfy quotes Renton, but leaves out the bit about him reneging on his bet
  11. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    Don't listen to these naysayers Wolfy, every true visionary has their detractors. However, before I become St. Paul to your Jeebus, there's a few things I'm not sure of. 1) you say the sun is at the centre of the earth- where exactly? Is it sitting on the surface, in the middle? Is it half submerged, like a coy Meerkat? Or is it fully buried, sitting way down underneath converting hydrogens into atmosphere particles? ( the answer to the above determines which of these you need to explain) 2) if the sun is exposed, shining it's shiny shit out unfettered, how do we get nights? Is there something like a pool cover that gets pulled over it? If it's underground, how does it's light get out to fill us with melanoma's? Are there big sun holes, letting it all out, and if so, why has no one photographed/seen/reported them? 3)If the "sun" and "moon" are reflections of our presumably static sun at the earths centre, how and why do they move across the sky? 4) if the moon is just a reflection, what causes the tides? 5)what causes seasons, and why do we have summer whilst it's winter elsewhere? That'll do for now, answer me these and I'll be off to Aldi to stock up on tinfoil. Oops, one more..... 6) if things are heavier the denser they are, how come your legs haven't snapped under the strain?
  12. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    And they all lived happily ever after.
  13. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    Chez about to be schooled.
  14. Comes with free scissors and hairspray though.
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