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Monkeys Fist

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  1. And the world keeps on turning
  2. Tell the truth, you're rat arsed, already, aren't you?
  3. Most run of the mill Italian places will chop the fresh garlic in a blender and then add oil in varying degrees to make a paste/flavoured oil.
  4. AM! 12:02 AM. That was last night man.
  5. I have four minutes left. CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNTCUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT . Cunt.
  6. I expected more, Bravado, I expected more.....
  7. Good things come to those with weight. Or something.
  8. Yeah.. Don't say cunt, an that.
  9. Probably the last decent thing they printed.
  10. There's only one Steve Austin.
  11. It's insane the amount people spend on kids' birthdays now. Having said that, it was my daughter's birthday on Saturday, Flamingoland , Disney Frozen princess dress and doll and DVD , party food, etc. I reckon that's a couple of hundred.
  12. Ant has done the decent thing. (If anyone can find a pic of the lass in my avatar with her chebs oot, that'd be great )
  13. Never mind, we can rebuild you. We have the technology. We can make you better than you were. Better, stronger, faster. Na na na nah....... Na na na, ner ner ner nah!
  14. Cheers Gents. As an elder I feel I ought to say that this board was all fields when I was a girl.
  15. Congratulations mate. Think back to last week when you went to bed and got 6-8 hrs kip. Cherish that memory.
  16. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    I'd say you need to do this more often. Frees the mind.
  17. Is that last one Wolfy's?
  18. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    They'll all fall out. Due to gravity. You focken loon.
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