Monkeys Fist

There’s a whole new category of “research” on my favourite specialist site.

The only thing more mental than that possibly happening, is that he got in the first time.

Wouldn’t it be easier to just skim over it with a bit more concrete?

Well, if I’d known you were such a sexy bugger I’d have made more effort.

It’ll have been something he wanted you to say to his face.

It struck me the day that loads of the best F1 drivers have Scottish towns in their names. Lewis Hamilton ( twofer) Eddie Irvine Stirling Moss Ayr Toon Centre.

@Zathras HIYA!

I’ve just come in from Monthly Work Pints and he’s greeted me like I’ve been away for 5 years. Tbf, he does that if you go in the kitchen to make a brew- he’s a lovely wee lad, soft as shite, and daft as a brush. 3 years old-ish and no signs of not living his mutty life at 100mph as yet, the little shite.

What prompted that then?

Shittest Fight Eva!

If you shout I’ll give you a wave from Forest Hall! Ma Fist’s birthday so I’ll be otherwise engaged. Look for the pointy headed bloke going for a piss every 15 minutes, that’s CT.

Aye, looks like a working one too, like my hairy danger. He’d just come in from a 5 mile walk in Scotchland here- sparkers, 3ft from his bed. Thick as mince

Happy Friday, fuckers.

My lad Dweezil now has a competitor for hairiest idiot in Forest Hall. Ozzy, sis-in-law’s new (to her) 10 week old terror.

I notice Gloomy has avoided being shat on by his fellows thus far, so… @Sonatine what’s @Dr Gloom look like then? and vice versa.

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I’d imagine the combo of high winds, and the massive irregular updrafts from the fire hampered him a bit. Ah, I’ve just realised you probably mean the lad being rescued, in which case, fuck knows- I’d have been in to that cage the second it was in reach

Unbelievable …

So, was reading a bit about bands that managed to get a wee sweary past the radioplay censors in their songs, most of which I knew about. e.g. Who Are You? by The Who Pokerface by Lady Gaga The one that came as a surprise, firstly because I’d never picked it up, and secondly because of the sheer frequency, was this little belter. Did you spot them?

Top job from this Craney https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-67509978 Pretty mental footage.

You most certainly will have. Halfway up Matthew Bank on the way in to town.

I have no doubt he’ll be back with a huge undercard of lads nobody has heard of.

Took a minute, then…