Monkeys Fist
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3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:
This era Ms. Carey was truly trouser-troubling.
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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:
The bloke's a big racist arsehole. Who in his team thought putting him in front of a room of hostile black journalists was a good idea? He'll be sat there fuming, the stupid cunt.
He also obviously didn’t have a fucking clue what DEI stood for.
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1 hour ago, trophyshy said:
Well dressed man living in Brighton. It was obvious really.
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I’m biding my time for the ginger dreads.
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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:
Canoe Slalom final starting in the next 5 to 10 min. GB lass won a medal in Tokyo and qualified in 6th, so she has a chance.
If anyone wants to watch....
Watching it on iPlayer later, so SPOILERS FFS!
Thankee
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5 hours ago, Craig said:
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I’ve thought long and hard about posting this*
Just got back from an afternoon in Durham with Mrs. F and Fist Jnr.
Stroll around the shops, up to the Cathedral, had a poke around God’s house, all very nice and relaxed.
Came out of the cathedral and headed off across the green to go get some late lunch, and there they were- the first replica kit sporting folk I’d seen in the entire few hours. Three lads in their mid-20s.
Guess what colours
( Naturally I went straight up and offered them out, which, of course, they declined whilst involuntarily voiding their bowels.)**
* three seconds
** Imagine.
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4 minutes ago, RobElliott said:
Am in but seats flash when i go to select?
Means you have to helicopter the owld fella when we score.
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2 minutes ago, The Fish said:
Will the volleyball athletes be able to get over to Tahiti in time for the surfers to use them as boards?
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54 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Wait til the shot putters get going lads. There'll be something there you like.
9 August.
Women’s Beach Volleyball finals.
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7 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:
You seem to have a lot of luck getting tickets. My record is abysmal.
Did you trudge through the snow in the 80s to sit in the Gallowgate watching Wor Jackie, though?
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On 28/07/2024 at 11:38, Kid Dynamite said:
Matt Targett not in the squad to Japan
He’s probably still tidying his gaff, the minger.
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1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said:
I can’t imagine posting on this forum that I saw mackem with his top on whilst on holiday. Who gives a fuck?
Also, because you’d be posting non-stop.
It’s their standard beach/bar/Ponteland airport dress.
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Why not?
Has he ruled himself out or is it some batshit insane reason?
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What kind of insult is “fence hinge”?
Does anyone have, or know of anyone with, a hinged fence?
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Has Harris picked her VP yet?
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Not many replies to that, but this one stood out
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4 minutes ago, Alex said:
Read about that last week. What’s appalling is he received a (very light imo) 4 year sentence and was released after 12 months.
Did 12 months in a British jail, was then transferred back to Holland , who released him a month later.
I’m all for rehabilitation as a part of the sentencing of criminals, I very much support it.
But this is taking the piss.
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19 hours ago, Gemmill said:
Just discovered that the Dutch have a convicted child rapist competing for them in the beach volleyball.
Aye.
Raped a 12yr old British girl when he was 19 in 2014… he flew to England to meet her, fully aware of her age.
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1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:
Mine too, it was like one moment in time.
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Watching that video back once or twice, Percy Plod appears to quickly check his weapon, point his taser, then kick Little Cunt in head.
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The one thing that concerns me more than anything about this, is that the copper who had a punt at the bloke is from the armed division.
They, more than any other coppers, are meant to be trained in staying cool and making the right decisions quickly in stressful situations.
Whatever else he may or may not be guilty of, he’s guilty of not following his training, which should be a worry for those running the armed division.
As someone said earlier, at least it was only a boot, not a bullet.
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Recommend me something to watch!
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Aye, not enough tits.