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Good bloke, loved the meek and that, not as good as Gordon though.

I think Gordon is in with a very good shout too though, wouldn’t you say?

Paul Mitchell as his avatar Desperate.

Cheers Alex appreciate that.

Harsh tbh. It’s a 7:30pm ko. He’ll spend at least 80 of the 90 minutes on waddling to and from the bogs, queuing for it, trying to find “it”, then pissing all over himself, after over-doing the Erdinger’s and staring at some young barmaids tits pre-match.

Given my recent experiences in Wolverhampton, I’ll be surprised if these cunts manage to find their way to our ground. So, in a break from tradition, I’m going to say 5-0 to us. Fucking Yam Yam twats.

Just woke up. Sounds like a decent performance. Onwards we go. Away to Brum shouldn’t give us too many problems. Villa v Tottenham Manure v Leicester Brighton v Chelsea. All potential to dump our competition out. 👍

Top reply “ You can hear the lad clapping back”

Cheers Sammy, will give them a try next time out.

He must be setting the after-dinner circuit alight. “ Welcome to An Evening with Michael Owen ( in partnership with Burton Menswear and The National Insomnia Society). Spend a fascinating night with England’s Michael Owen as he shares tales of his time spent in world football, the places he stayed in hotels, and the friend he made. Hear behind-the-scenes tales from the dressing room, such as Michael’s still standing record as Liverpool’s hide and seek champion, where he stayed undiscovered in a cupboard for 6 hours as his team mates “searched” for him… Share Michael’s delight as he recounts the evenings he spent with England roommate Gareth Southgate comparing their hotel napkin collections. If you’re still awake, a delicious buffet is on offer at the interval, specially chosen by Michael himself. Option 1 -£ 10:00 Sandwich (cheese). Crisps (plain). Water. Option 2 -£15:00 As above but with Michael’s special accoutrements- Salt, Pepper, Butter. Option 3-£20:00 As Option 2, with Ketchup. There will be a competition during the interval where you can relive Michael’s childhood and attempt to throw your apple core in the bins** It’s a thrilling night of insight in to the life of one of the greats, but don’t take our word for it, see the reviews from past participants. “ “ Best sleep I’ve had in years” - Dave from Bolton ” He has the same jumper that we buried Dad in, which is nice” - Mrs B. from Essex “ Are you the bloke doing the refunds?” - Dave from Oldham ** no prizes , it’s just for fun!

Mate of mine was on the Weardale Mountain Rescue team when it happened, they helped with the recovery of wreckage from Kielder Forest. Not just wreckage either, lots of luggage and personal items, “bits” , and a lad with him found a shoe with the foot still in it. Grim.

Is that the bit about Babs Windsor being a sex symbol, aye?

How fucking long does it take him to put a pair of shorts on like?

Sluts.

He was busy writing a book.

Reygis Le Bris Enzo Le Fee We should tell them Pepè Le Pew is a lifelong MLF, see how long it takes them to sign him. “ Whaaaa, marras, he’s a bloody Skunk!”

Speaking of which.

6 Leaygue appeayerances 4 Yewrup appeayerances 0 goals 0 assists. Catts for me, like.

Oof, you went there? Well, I’ll be fucked.

PL’d YP

HOY! WHAT’S WITH THE PUNS ALL OF A SUDDEN?

Don’t know what you’re on about mate, it hasn’t changed since Salma.…

All the gear except boot polish. Are these Targett’s boots, btw?