Monkeys Fist

Imagine how mucky their porn must be! "Inter species Tentacle Mind Rim" Nasty!

Aliens are pixels- my phone has aliens in it?

Meshuggeneh!

Cath Kidston..... Nice

Your in-laws are CT????? And you never said a thing......

So, they got you a saucepan?

* puts the gimp suit back in the box*

Fuck you doodley oo, Tutu.

Fishing for bites?

Drums then

Yo Pot! Yo Kettle! Sheeit, Kettle, you da nigga!

Which instrument do you play,then?

Get a Romanian to fix it- cheap as chips.

How did you find this?

School dinner curry

TA?

I don't doubt that he is, but seven years solitary for going naked? Sounds a bit extreme to say the least. I'd suggest that a bit of psychiatric counselling would've been more useful, and even if he didn't need it when he went in, he'll most certainly need it now. Is society that scared of a wrinkled cock that we need to lock this guy up?

Proper Tarts Tv that , you big woman

Apple? Are you six years old?

It's not the photo What is it?

Just seen this

Shite. Sorry to hear that HMHM.