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    Get?
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    He had a Roomba. Just saying
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    Aye, Cabernet Benylin
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    Mr? Whatever floats your boat, petal
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    Anyone with any dignity would
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    Fixed
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    You mean this bit Parky? 'Yeah, Im a professional manager. You know, if I was in charge, solely, of transfers, the answer might be different, but Im not.' The entire presser reads like an exercise in suppressed rage
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    Late Look North weather tonight, instead of shovel faced Skeletor , Hannah Bayman (spoilered for the more delicate amongst us) We get this little minx That'll do!
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    Fester replaced by Festa
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    Christ. RIP
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25986093 Makes us look well run.
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    Where did that crater come from Tree?..... oh, I see
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    Sussed
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    Leeds Utd. What a clusterfuck.
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-25989700 Don't fuck with the Jocks and their Buckfast. Just fucking don't.
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    Lets be honest. We already knew , as a club, that we'd given up any pretence of passion or ambition a good while back. Today was like the bloke who knows his lass is playing away, has almost come to terms with it, then goes on xhamster and sees her getting split in half by eleven blokes. Painful, but no surprise.
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    http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/01/chinese-new-year-bbc-welcomes-year-of-the-whores-in-caption-fail-4286753/
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    Owl?I give up.
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    Any money they're square. Just because
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    What it must be to be such a visionary, eh petal?
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    Allah's a cunt- doesn't like women. Try Buddha
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