Monkeys Fist

Are all the women hot?

Given their lifelong, not just since Oct 2021, status as defenders of humanitarian causes, I’m surprised either of these two touchers could bring themselves to watch a game between two murderous reygiymes. I’m sure they’ll both console each other at the weekly Amnesty meeting tonight.

The sequel Dawn ( maggy bastard Thewlis) of the Deeyd is worth missing.

As much as it’s fucking bullshit regarding the “Pelanty”, have to say those 11 lads out there tonight have done themselves proud, especially the nippers.

Ffs.

Can we bring Karius on as an extra keeper please?

Karma, bitch.

Wrong sport mate.

That’s a bit harsh, Adolf.

You’re riding on the breeze of my “Roy Castle would be fucking impressed” bottom cough, here mind Dr. G.

MBBBRRRAAAPPP!

I’ve just ripped what was easily my loudest fart of the year. Imagine a blobfish taking a deep breath, then yelling in to a megaphone “ M’BBBBRRRAAAAAAPPPPP!” It hurt my egg sack. I’m taking this as an omen that we will blow these away tonight. 5-0.

Are these the same ones where the stepmother gets “stuck” in a washing machine, then her pants fall off? Lemon stealing whores, tbh.

Who says it’s not?

We did the “ free pass” quiz thing, where you’re allowed one free shag if the opportunity arose. I should’ve said Salma, not her best mate, on reflection.

Texted Mrs. F. They are now divorced, with this incident being the final straw. So, aye, she probably was mortified.

I once started telling her tales about various imaginary people in foreign lands, in response, and when she said “ Why are you telling me about total strangers” I said that she started it, I thought it was a game. Went down like a shite in a swimming pool.

Mildly embarrassed I think. I generally zone out within a second or two of Mrs.F’s mackem tales.

That was the husband of a woman my lass has the pleasure of working with.

Fyp

There’s a whole new category of “research” on my favourite specialist site.

The only thing more mental than that possibly happening, is that he got in the first time.