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Could this be the week we finally get the hang of this football lark?
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Is this a typo?
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Are all the women hot?
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Given their lifelong, not just since Oct 2021, status as defenders of humanitarian causes, I’m surprised either of these two touchers could bring themselves to watch a game between two murderous reygiymes. I’m sure they’ll both console each other at the weekly Amnesty meeting tonight.
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The sequel Dawn ( maggy bastard Thewlis) of the Deeyd is worth missing.
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Are these the same ones where the stepmother gets “stuck” in a washing machine, then her pants fall off? Lemon stealing whores, tbh.
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Who says it’s not?
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We did the “ free pass” quiz thing, where you’re allowed one free shag if the opportunity arose. I should’ve said Salma, not her best mate, on reflection.
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Texted Mrs. F. They are now divorced, with this incident being the final straw. So, aye, she probably was mortified.
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I once started telling her tales about various imaginary people in foreign lands, in response, and when she said “ Why are you telling me about total strangers” I said that she started it, I thought it was a game. Went down like a shite in a swimming pool.
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Mildly embarrassed I think. I generally zone out within a second or two of Mrs.F’s mackem tales.
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That was the husband of a woman my lass has the pleasure of working with.
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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
Monkeys Fist replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
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