Monkeys Fist

This fucking dirge haunts my nightmares. Every bastard bar you walked into, some fucking depressed twat had it on the jukebox. 17 FUCKING WEEKS! That's longer than a lot of the relationships these soppy cunts were moping about. http://youtu.be/vFD2gu007dc The crater faced spunk bubble.

This is all over Arsebook

I think he let him off lightly.

I think it's meant to be cheese. ( sorry to piss on your chips, so to speak)

I'd buy just the seat

The first one

Yup Edit; I had no idea she went to be a US diplomat. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-26135627

This one?

Here you go Alan. Off you trot , now.

Here is a picture of a lady. Doesn't she look nice , everyone, hmmm?

And the Ramones too, coming over here, singing their songs. Bastards.

She'll toss salad, and call my name…

Gliding my man, gliding.

There's a new thing doing the rounds of tits filming themselves giving homeless people a cuppa and some food, based on the neknominate thing. Wrong on so many levels it's unreal, but the pride on these fuckers faces as they do it is something to behold.

Almost as annoying as those fucking Facebook films.

Aye, but it's a knicker-wetter.

The Truimph, by a country mile.

That'll do.

Yikes! Was it undressed? Give me something to work with here, woman!

@@Gemmill Will you just go round to CT's and shag him please? The poor man's in love.