Monkeys Fist
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He doesn't realise the interviewer is ripping the piss out of him, does he?" Knowing you, you won't want this season to peter out, will you?"
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Insult two sets of mouthbreathers in one post?
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I can honestly say, the times I've tried them, I've never had a decent breakfast in a Travelodge/Premier. Get up 20 minutes early, make poached eggs on toast and grilled bacon in your plush, massive rented flat.
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Minge like a bucket of wallpaper paste, she's well popular.
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Poor bugger, has to shag Dawn French, career turns to shit, then she dumps him.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
ANSWER THE QUESTION OR ITS THE MOHAMMAD SHED FOR YOU, YOU BOGTROTTER!! -
His sister's just come home
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Shit at his first job, shit at his second.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Laterooms.com and AirB&B are decent sites for finding apartments. (If you find one on Laterooms, it's always worth contacting the agents directly, as you can often get extras like free parking etc. )
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What if this loon has Multiple Personality Disorder ( I know, that would require a personality, but run with me on this), and is the entire membership of RTG???
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Self catering apartments mate. Cheaper than Travelodge and Premier, I got a place in Salford Quays, 2 double rooms , 2 bathrooms and a massive kitchen/lounge with a huge balcony for £75 a night.
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Just use the old condoms under it to prop the bed up man.
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He'll be in his Travelodge tonight, having a pitiful hate wank, mopping up his tears with Martinez' autograph. Still, least the poor bastard isn't a Toon fan.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Thicker than whale spunk.
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Daddy's Cock in awe at the quality food products available to his betters.
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Mate reckons we haven't won, having been down at half time , in seven years. Any Stattos confirm this?
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This is becoming familiar
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Poor bugger. I'm guessing he came some distance.
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I'm very happy that women's boarding fashion has dumped the baggy pants. It was a joy to watch the replays.
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Blue pop and Meths don't mix