Monkeys Fist

Surely you can get a Blue Badge if you have a maggot for a penis ?

FYP I'll believe when the Fat Fuck waddles off into the sunset , dragging Pardew with him.

Where?

This'll shift those last 4-10lb. http://www.clinicbeaucare.co.uk/women-cosmetic-surgery/surgeries/chin-lift.html

Only on days of the week

Given his recent throat problems (intense pain!), I reckon CT is no stranger to a black cock.

I have just heard about the Ayam Cemani chicken, a rare breed which is completely black. Look at this magnificent bastard And, by completely black, I mean everything. I am putting this on my "must eat once" list, even though they're £1500 a pop.

And they thought Nuclear was bad CT's weekly bog blockage clearance.

What's Scotland going to do when Salmond gets the bill for all the atlas reprints? Pay with bit coins?

He can't manage the stairs in those places, plays havoc with his trapped wind.

Get pished.

Isn't he playing for their U21s?

You realise Celtic will never get in the Big Boys (Premier)League if you flounce.

Won't work on my phone. Dammit!

The fun just never stops chez CT.

(Duly nicked)

Who are Hope, and when was the decision reversed?

He never joined in the singing, either, due the INTENSE PAIN.

I heard he got chucked out in 1989 for dealing foam pills.