Monkeys Fist

Dreamy

You'll be licking Gemmill's hoop in a month, Flip Flop.

Now, if he'd worn a scarf and babygrow I might be convinced.

Happy Birthday Wee Man

Happy Friday

Well.... If you're going to be like that, take your Andy Stewart Hogmanay DVDs, Broons annual collection, and your Irn Bru addiction and go!!

Will we still see you at weekends and school holidays?

This is like the AntiDadoon.

Be much more fun if they chose their own money though; 10 Neeps = 1 Tattie 10 Tatties = 1 Haggis 10 Haggis = 1 Buckfast. Not that it'll make any difference , as the tight bastards will never spend it. If I've missed any cliches, please feel free to add them.

Fish has had a colostomy.

The chances of an attendance boycott, in sufficient numbers and for sufficient time to be effective, are virtually nil. The last mass protests, against the McKeag regime, took place in a different time with a different demographic. Then, most of the matchday crowd were blokes who worked in heavily unionised industry, and the concept of "one out,all out" was second nature. Mass protests were not a difficult thing to motivate people for. Today, the only thing many of the matchday crowd will have in common is the fact they go to the match. Today's version of mass protest is "Liking and sharing" some twattish Facebook page. Essentially, until the Fatman decides to sell, we are stuck with him, and there's fuck all anyone can do about it. He knows it, and ,deep down, we know it. All we can do is hope the damage he does before that moment arrives isn't irreparable.

Guess which one we are ?

He's farmed out the catering contract, so I doubt he gives a hoot if people stop buying pies. He's not daft.

Tooth fucker

The buoycoutt or giving the Mrs. a good kicking?

Travis also cleared. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26177136

Are dentures the equivalent of silicon implants for an Odontophiliac?

Why the fuck haven't they done it??Unbelievable arrogance.

Twitter fucked for another 2 years

Too late. Damage is done.