Monkeys Fist

“ I am Dazzlers Gut. I consist of millions of nerve cells, billions of bacteria, a turd storage area, and provide intuition regarding footballer’s injuries. “

True hell

Thank fuck for that- this dodgy cunt had just awwived in the yard

I did a bit of roadie-ing for a mate who was in a mildly successful Metal band way back when - Tysondog. Absolute shite But it was fun, I think.

Aye. 1999 was 24 years ago. Not many current gaffers, other our fwiend, with a managerial career longer than that.

That’s your taxi queue look.

Wasn’t managing in the PL in the 1990s His first job was PNE in 98 until 02. He is also a totally asexual entity.

I like how they’re arranged in order of height ( and relevance)

Typo?

5-0. Wilson double hat trick.

Would I be cowwect in thinking its a singular list of the alleged wapist?

This one?

How can you dispute it if you didn’t see it with your own eyes? Worth thinking about …

Just to piss Renton off a bit, when I was nuts deep in French clunge , the nearest Vietnamese served sake in little clay cups which had a lens in the bottom. When you took a drink you’d see the lens, look at it, and be confronted by a picture in the base of a full on, split-beaver, oriental lady of loose morals. Do this with Ms. Squelch and I’ll buy one.

Don’t beat yourself up man, it wasn’t all fun and flange, I had work to do too.* *. It was. I didn’t.

One of the greatest tragedies of Hefner’s will was that his tape of Dolly “enjoying herself” at the Playboy mansion went in a box to the bottom of the Pacific, along with other, now lost, treasures.

I love a good game of Bingo.

When I was dipping my wick in France, there used to be a fortnightly party held in a little village , Vagnas, ( aye ), where they’d serve Marquisette, a red wine and “alcohol” punch, for 50p a glass. There’d be 4-500 seasonal workers , Brits, French, Dutch, Aussies, every time, getting mullered. They’d open and close it with this… Was fucking hilarious hearing pissed French lasses trying to sing it. RIP Shane

Just a reminder- it’s 60 candles on a cake, not 60 cakes and a candle. Happy Birthday Weeble.

But… hang on. I thought they didn’t want to be in the Corrupt Preemya Leaygue? Isn’t this a perfect result for them?

SYP

He was/is fond of hoying it about like.

Could this be the week we finally get the hang of this football lark?

Is this a typo?