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Ashley's wealth is irrelevant to us, since he spends fuck all on us.

Precisely the kind of buyer I picture Fatman selling us to as his final "fuck you".

Sure I saw them in Amsterdam.

I was taking the piss. Just clarifying that. As you were, troops.

Almost impossible tbh, but my track , though neither obscure or new, ticks a lot of the boxes you mention. I find an excuse to listen to it several times a week, it always gets the hairs on the back of the neck tingling, it's arguably influenced so many artists and bands that came after, and there's not another track of similar genre that betters it.

Happy Birthday, 42 today Top lad

Rattled. " Oh Dessy Boy, the pipes , the pipes are calling" Back to work, boy.

Adult posters get treated as such. Toddlers, ditto.

Benefit scrounger has problem with her free plumbing. Rings council, complains and knows her rights etc. Council rings your gaffer, " need Skivvy to do work" Sends you. ( this is related to the floorboard question btw, which is in turn, about destiny).

Any self respecting WUM would have more than one gag. Thought about the floorboards yet, Skiv?

He's still reeling from the birthday thread fiasco.

Come on Des, you can do better, can't you??? Anyway, thought about the floorboards yet?

Yes mate, correct. I am currently sporting a natty pair of floral print boxers. Think you'll find most people on here also wear underpants at 10:30am. Study this picture of floorboards, Desmond, and see if you can tell the main difference between you and them. Think hard.

Get back to work , Skivvy.

Yes it will

BUT WHAT IF HE FUCKING MIXED UP And £ , EH?

The club rep at a Fans Forum meeting earlier in the year let slip that Europe and cups were unwanted. Look it up.

Dread to think what the other two are.

I thought that too like.

How have you got three pictures of me? I've only ever posted one of me on here. I'm putting extra locks on the doors, you creepy stalker.

Who's job is it to ensure our players are performing at the best of their abilities, CT?