Monkeys Fist

Best I can muster is Mario Gomez up front Guily behind him Don Revie managing the pair, with John Motson talking about it I do also get Sofia Vergara as cheerleader though.

Confession- I've had the exact same scenario. Mine was a lass from that there Lahndahn, when I was 19. We were working in the Lake District, I had a crack at her one night, and stopped midway through and went for a beer, saying something along the lines of " Well, if you're not even going to try, Pet.." A two word conversation with a mate who'd also had the pleasure confirmed it. " Corpse?" "Corpse"

Guess she just wasn't feeling it, eh?

What a fucking joke we have become.

9/10. Full marks if you can put Taylor's head on the other bloke.

Interesting reading that HMHM. Me and my brother used to sit next to some "characters" in L7 a few years ago, one of whom was a "Well known Newcastle businessman" ( J.S.) We got searched every game. It became a running joke with us, but , perhaps naively , we never connected it to who we sat beside. Wonder how thick our file is?

This is the beginning of the Rise of the Machines.

Filthy buggers http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-16244795

Pfft. We used to be run by a Pirate Lord.

Never thought of it that way

Speaking of piledrivers, you tried sitting down yet , Fish?

Every one of Desmond's posts, summarised;

Fish is too busy being tag-teamed in the ring to post puns.

'Bout time he posted.

Thought you preferred fake meat

I think it's a website desperately trying to generate hits. And succeeding.

Vanessa Mae is competing in the Women's Giant Slalom tomorrow. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/winter-olympics/26229380 Aye , this one.

Nah, they've put Steve fucking Cram on the commentator team

It doesn't. There's a shock

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