Monkeys Fist
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Did that gibberish come from a "Bayonne get one free" pun offer?
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Better than exspeckted
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Green y-fronts are just an abomination.
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If it was anyone else, I'd let it slide, but you're not getting away with that.
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Harsh. He was obviously searching for "fruity pineapple cock tail" and stumbled upon ...... . Just hit the space bar, didn't he ?
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Cured pig + fat = bacon. Cured pig + fat + paprika = chorizo. Bacon wins.
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Chorizo is just modified bacon , and you know it.
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Still got warts on the Old Chap?
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Bacon first, ffs.
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I don't. He did though, with a little help from some roofies. Edit; allegedly , for now.
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Eventually, he'll come out with the complete works of Shakespeare.
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And how's that different to yesterday, and the day before, and the day before, and the day before, etc
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Watched the first episode at the weekend. Hooked within first 10 minutes.
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So he thought, then he pissed out of it. ©1987
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If you'll remove the restraining order, I'll bring the bag.
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Aye, saw that. 21st century and that.
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Would expulsion from the Commonwealth hold much of a threat? There does seem to be an increase in homophobic laws worldwide recently.
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Maybe liked playing away
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I tried to find Mrs. Fist a new Kipling bag , but gave up as it was too Rudyard.
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He was Zambian president , daft knacker
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Saw them live, but turned out they were lip synching.
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Right lads, just had a PM from Cath, she's too shy to ask herself, but can we have a whip round to get her what she wants for her birthday. Said it was some new lipstick. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B002OXSKF8/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?ref_=cm_cr_pr_pb_t&tag=tswss-20 It's got good reviews, so must be a posh product and that.
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Pick any thread from three years ago. Any thread.
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It's the mature, grown up thing to do. You lunatic.
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"As well as other things I knew....."
