Monkeys Fist
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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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" Roomba, switch on blender. "
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Amazing story that.
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Cup games- we needn't worry.
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It is when you're on it.
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What makes you think I'm unemployed?
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They'll find you.
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Beardsley/Cole 65 goals, wasn't it?Still some way short
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Bottom one, if it wasn't yellow. If those are the actual two you have to choose from, get the top one.
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Moar!
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Taint.
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What a doughnut.
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Ka-chomp.
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The successful plumber is.
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He's an immigration officer.
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Me too.
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Ooooh, that's rubbing it in.
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Having scrutinized the accounts, and read the Fans Forum minutes, I realise now that I have been mistaken in my belief that Ashley is a cuntish money sponge using the club as a vehicle to punt his tawdry wares in his Chav shops. Silly , silly me. So, in readiness for my return to the Hallowed Ground, I'd like to propose a few amendments to some of the songs we sing. Your support Your support Your support is financially irresponsible Yooour support is financially irresponsible Tell me Ma, me Ma I will be home for tea But we're stable fiscalee Tell me Ma, me Ma One club in profit There's only one club in profit One club in profffff it There's only one club in profff it. ( Apart from the others) Oh when the books Are submitted Oh when the books are submitted I wanna see All those numbers Oh when the books are sub-mit-ted We Are Tenth or more Said we are tenth or more. I have to be honest, I've got a semi on just thinking about how stable we're going to be.
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