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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Excellent.
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    Just read that. One little snippet stood out,
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    Putin as ropey old pornhead Ben Dover
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    Boldon's new taxi service.
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    Grooming.
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    Anywhere outside of sunderland looks the same to him.
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    Fuck off.
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    Bought it from Ute-R-Us. Bunch of cunts tbh.
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    Just seen this, cheeky fucker! I'll have you know that when I had hair, it was a lustrous thing of beauty.
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    Was his Dad an Aerosmith fan?
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Ken, 4 bottles of Shiraz to the good, goes out in his Kangaroo onesie and kicks off.
  15. Monkeys Fist
    Bang goes the week.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    She gives great head.
  17. Monkeys Fist
    " Nnnnnngh, balls deep yet, Mikey?"
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    He dropped one of his chins on his keyboard, can't work out how to use his android phones, and is too poverty stricken to get his iPhone 6. Last seen stealing frozen kebab meat from Boldon Asda.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    Good point , Marra. FTM 3-0
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Really, is there any need for that ? You southerner.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    (Sorry, I'm doing my Rail PTS and I'm bored rigid )
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    " Have you seen that darkie in Gone Girl, mate? He's your spitting dabs."
  23. Monkeys Fist
    I find that easier to read, Ewerk, if you add "Nnnngh, fanx Mike" every fifth line or so, and imagine Little Denny delivering it in a pained, staccato voice, looking over his shoulder at Ashley.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    The Jackson picture, and several others by Stevie, were included in his latest biography. Michael, so talented and what incredible eyes! It's a beautiful day here in sunny California! My beautiful wife and children. Isn't she lovely?
  25. Monkeys Fist
    Incredible that he managed to hold a bass guitar, never mind play the fucker.
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