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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Its fucking small time in the "gaffer attacks player" stakes tbh. And this chap
  2. MF:I'm sorry about the message above yours. The man who left it is a bit of a... well, he's a bit of a... H:Cock? MF:Yes, a bit of a cock.
  3. " This ones for Mike- Bosh!!!!"
  4. "Covered in jello" As if fucking a cow wasn't weird enough.
  5. "That's for John Lennon, you Yankee fuckin' cunts!"
  6. Been playing this the last week or so, excellent game.
  7. That gives me 29.5 as my limit. Scarlett, get your coat love, sharpish
  8. I'm getting hard just thinking about all that lovely profit.
  9. Teeny people, all plooking themselves to oblivion on a hooky Rolex To give Desmond credit, last week I didn't think he could be more of a cunt , but he's taking it to 11 this week.
  10. The lack of self awareness here......
  11. Desmond's too busy grasping his winkie
  12. " Roomba, switch on blender. "
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