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    Can't be. Count the fingers.
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    MP in honesty shock.
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    Chebs!
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    Caught the last 10 minutes of Question of Sport the other week where Ratboy was on the same team as Harmison. They barely looked at each other
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    Boom! 3-1 The sister exodus begins. If anyone has a spare shed to put one up for a couple of days please help. It'll cost you no more than a few Gregg's and a clothes peg for your nose.
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    Futurologist PC for gypo.
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    Nervous. I was driving home pissed last night and think I might have knocked someone's pet dog over.
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    There's going to be some sore sisters tonight
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    For Mike.
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    Well, it's still a shithole
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    Excellent!
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Who gets the £ 100k?
  14. Monkeys Fist
    He was still only "that dwarf from Elf" when it came out.
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    Not for me it hasn't, it's added if anything. I think it's fucking hilarious
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    It wasn't aimed at KCG.
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    Sense of humour like a flid swimming in quicksand.
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    I'm weeping into my gruel
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    Cuntchops spectacularly missing the point.
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    I think I might re-watch it tonight.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
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    Desmond, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some cunt kids.
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