Monkeys Fist

Gloomy, hoverboarding out of the bogs at HT after a nasal slackener …

This is TBD’s 1980’s mantra.

Aye, we really need to be burying our chances against these lesser teams.

Brings to mind Eddie’s pre-match chat following TP’s comments last season.

Joelinton needs to just fuckin’ welly the ball at Maguire’s head and knock it out of orbit- he’ll spin off and crash in to Jupiter.

Ffs! Isak. Corner.

Ooooooh. Close proper semi on here.

I don’t know if our second string making these look like cunts is down to Eddie’s inspired coaching or Ten Pence’s laughable efforts. Then again

LTA’s broadband still on yesterday Anyway. Alons y-en y va!

Currently freezing my nads off near High Spen, but found this local gem. Giddup!

Because she “ had a lovely personality”.

A lass I went to school with actually ended up as Twatt’s librarian

Best coach they’ll have had all season….

Why didn’t she pop in for a pint? Too soon?

Keep at it mate- you’ll get there.

The Jehovahs Witnesses believe/d that only 440,000, (or 44,000 ), souls could get in to Heaven. Once their membership passed that number, they sharp changed it.

I’m surprised Derek hasn’t made an effort to communicate from The Other Side. It’s almost like he was a total charlatan and when you’re dead, you’re done. Also. Fake or not, it cracks me up.

Did someone say “ sausage multiplier”?

“ Hey Kathy! Get tae fuck ye mad owld roaster!” PL’s dad, probably

“ I am Dazzlers Gut. I consist of millions of nerve cells, billions of bacteria, a turd storage area, and provide intuition regarding footballer’s injuries. “

True hell

Thank fuck for that- this dodgy cunt had just awwived in the yard