Monkeys Fist

As have Lloyd's and Barclays http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-26452423

Depends what you're after really. I only use a chefs knife, paring knife and cleaver with any regularity. I have a boning knife and filleting knife from my chef days, but if I was starting from scratch I'd spend on two or three top notch separates rather than buying a set. Edit:( all the knives I have above, I bought over 15 years ago. They've been through 5 years professional use, and then daily use at home since. They're all still in top nick. The knives are Sabatier, the cleaver is Richardson).

Spent the morning hanging around. How goes the skivvying?

I don't see what all the fuss is about. It's not the first time a bloke has shot up his lass whilst imagining they were someone else.

Whilst you pictured a Rusty one?

Don't you try Boursin me around, my lad! (Dolc)elatte people have noticed that you've become a Munster lately. You shouldn't post if your in bad Feta(l).

It's not the flippancy of your questions. It's the sheer Abondance of them. We Cantal spend hours sating your curiosity, you know.

What a surprise-Desmond doesn't care for pussy.

I normally peruse a selection of Limburger shots.

http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-book-titles-covers/?image_id=worst-book-covers-titles-38.jpg

It was linked to at the bottom of this, about the huge asteroid passing by Earth tonight. http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/05/dont-panic-but-theres-a-massive-asteroid-passing-between-the-earth-and-the-moon-tonight-4426627/ I like to read about Astronomy whilst I'm screwing the contents of my fridge.

I suppose it's a kind of shooting http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/05/swiss-cheese-pervert-serial-masturbator-faces-more-charges-4423660/

They've been ordered to pull the ad by the ASA, after 5000+ complaints and a petition with 122,000 signatories. http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/mar/05/paddy-power-oscar-pistorius-ad-withdrawn-immediate-effect

Christ, that's beyond poor taste.

Are you one of those ladys?

He thinks he's a pirate, or something.

Cheeky fucker!

So it's about autosarcophagy?

Compulsive telephone use is a side effect of Polydactyly.

Nice bike

Bruges is a shithole. Oops. Wrong thread.