Monkeys Fist

Whoever replaces him, I doubt very much that they'll demolish as many records as this cunt did. Fanx Alan.

We could end up with Di Canio and I still wouldn't remember the useless cunt fondly.

That's just bad manners. From the journo, obviously

Btw, what's the inside knowledge from the Regional Journalist Of The Year 2014?

The Cook and Barker is 10 minutes south of Alnwick, on the A1. Good food, rooms etc. http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g1009320-d1736809-Reviews-The_Cook_Barker_Inn-Newton_on_the_Moor_Northumberland_England.html

Mick Channon. Fucked off before the ink was dry on his contract

All the best, folks. Aside from the, now-standard, ridiculous amount of driving bags of shite from one location to another today, tomorrow is an easy one as it's Mother In Laws' turn to cook.

The idea of it got him so pissed off he went and had another crate.

It was a Golden Age of Tits, tbh.

Agree to it, Parky, on condition that Mrs. P. has them made into earrings which she must wear once a week. Seems a fair deal.

Belated Birthday Boobs Noelie 4 for the price of 2.....

Mad Max Returns

Beer and crisps are the order of the day for ours.

One for Meenzer

Don't forget to take plenty Marmalade to keep the local wildlife at bay.

Gravy gate. Caulkin must be getting nervous. The Knight Ryder is coming for him.

"Clean that up John, I'm off to speak to my public"

If they get an equaliser I can see Pardew sticking the head on him.

Just finished graft, checked radio for the line up, not realising it was an early kick off. Fuck! But, gettin!! Except for England's no.32, The fucking prick.

Happy Birthday, Sand Dancer!