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Andre Marriner Will Referee Southampton v Us On Saturday
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Death knell for the Yes campaign? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-26705466
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I have the theme music from Magic Roundabout in my head.
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Gemmill currently searching google for a bracket to attach it to his Roomba Edit: there's a mental image I didn't want on a Sunday evening.
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Also, love that Ant's first thought was " Drink!"
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That would've been too easy For those who haven't guessed, it's a double dildo pogo stick...... ..... obviously. Given the kind of balance, coordination and sheer determination you'd need to get off with one of these, not to mention a willing partner with similar qualities, I can't imagine the market for these is huge Still, it's getting put into the search bar on Pornhub, purely for research purposes, naturally. Here's the article http://www.cracked.com/article_17372_18-more-worlds-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage
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Piss = BBCspeak for jizz
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Mainly because it's the one that gives the least clue to its use. For those of you wondering, these attachments come with it.
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Care to expand on that? ( no pun intended)
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Nope
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Quick quiz. What's this?
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Aye, but .... ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
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Did he hoy any casual racism about the place?
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the demon drink. He was a well known pisshead, but even so, we still couldn't believe it ourselves. Think we were 11-12 at the time.
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We did a similar thing outside Killy club, HMHM, had some old alchy chatting to what he thought was a talking tree. Thinking about it now, the funniest part is imagining his Old Dear's face as he told her about it.
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Oh, he's definitely got the monkey glands Took my eye off him for a minute on the way back, when I looked up he was halfway up the bank to Paddy Freemans, clinging on to some tree roots shouting " Daddy, look at me, I'm climbing!" Mrs. Fist started gibbering, whilst I watched him proudly pick his way back down. I'm sure he's got prehensile feet.
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Aye .... you meant the anime ....
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Had my lot down to Jesmond Dene for a walk this afternoon. After a disappointing search for sticks to hoy in the burn, finding nowt more than twigs, my 3yr old lad disappeared into the bushes and came out with a 6ft branch which was practically a log. He then insisted on dragging the fecking thing 200yds up the dene so he could lob it off a bridge. He was so excited all he could vocalise was a laugh/roar of truimph. Worth it for the looks of middle class horror from the Jesmondites
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