Monkeys Fist

Fuck off you mackem cunt

If these Manc cunts fuck off sharpish they might get to Tebay services in time for the late night LOSERS FUCKING SPECIAL!!!!

Ritchie coming on Here we fucking go!

Concentrate lads!

It’ll fly by when Miley gets his goal.

9 fucking minutes. They don’t even try to hide it with these cunts, do they?

Ooh, you dirty mouthed slut!

Well thank fuck for that. Offside

At least we don’t need to worry about excessive extra time, it being Man U an’ that.…

Come on Dubs, show these cunts what they missed out on.

Pope down. I hope this is shithousing 101.

Second goal would be very nice now, lads, thanks very much please and thank you.

Oh fuck no- not Schar injured.

Ooh! Miley! Hang on- handball????

The fucking rogue planet finally gets a card.

You feeling ok mate?

Far be it from me to give advice to Ten Pence, but if he wants to give his rag tag bunch of individual tits a great example of teamwork vs ego, he should play them this game back on the FUCKING BUS HOME!

BISMILLAH NO!

@Howmanheyman went to the bogs in Wetherspoons just before kick off and he’s still not back yet.

Do you blame him? He’s celebrating on this tonight

I’d fucking love Miley to get a cheeky goal here.

Is Martial the wife-beater, or is that the other cunt?

Hope not

He has no siblings- he ate them in the womb.