Monkeys Fist

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A big, fuck—off satellite is falling to Earth this afternoon. “Where? How much will survive burn up? “ ” Errr, not sure really, somewhere between 82° N and S, It's possible some more robust parts may withstand the intense heating generated during the high-speed dive, but the chances of these fragments hitting populated areas and causing damage are slim. They could land almost anywhere in the world but with most of the Earth's surface covered by ocean, whatever debris survives to the surface is most likely to be lost at sea. "And it's worth highlighting that none of the elements that might re-enter the atmosphere (and reach the surface) are radioactive or toxic” Champion. So that white-hot lump of metal hitting your face at thousands of feet per second won’t hurt because it’s not toxic or radioactive, 2/10, must do better space lads. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-68318273.amp

In case anyone hasn’t seen the latest season of True Detective with Jodie Foster, here’s a summary Oooh, cold. Oooh, spooky Inuit stuff Ooooh, environmental bad-guys Ooooh, what a parcel of shite.

The shop owner- “ It took me ages to clean the piano stool.”

( 5-0).

As well as our two favourite smashed-in bulldogs, I’d almost forgotten that clip gave us this prime whopper.

Fyp.

Harsh. They’re not business gurus

Daughter sent me this today. I’ve never been so proud.

Given what he’d just cooked, I’d say one or both of them are fart-sniffers.

Well done Fish old chap. Are you married then?

WHO?

They bumped in to some radge bastard ranting on about Best Scotch who battered the lot of them, not allowed mobiles on the orthopaedic ward, so no updates until tomorrow at least.

In a break with tradition I’m going to say… … 0-5. A pair each from the Robledos and a Hat trick from Jinky Jim Smith.

Imagine being told someone is going to ram a wire coat hanger up your japsy, only to then find that the reality was 10 times worse than your most pessimistic imaginings of how it might be. Aye, that.

It’s been derelict for 15 years now. I used to work on the building next to it, and it was depressing seeing it deteriorate over the years. I agree about its importance, and it’d be a travesty if it was allowed to get beyond repair.

Renewed attempts to save the Keelmen’s Hospital. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-68318135 I’ve thought for a while it would be a great venue/workshop/studio type place, with the central courtyard as a covered performance area.

I’ve just been told that I’m now ( literally, in 10 feckin minutes), going to Mrs. F’s formerly estranged dad’s birthday party, organised by his 4th or 5th wife’s family, who are all certifiably mental but dull as ditchwater. FML.

PaddockLad by the end of this weekend.

Thank fuck for that! Things come in threes, Fury fight cancelled, Callum the Tranny blowing his gasket… I was worried you might be jinxing the match, but I’ll take this.